I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Welp...herpes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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