I wannas sexs uuuuu
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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