belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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