Pants 0. Shit 1.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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