New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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