If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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