I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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