I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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