come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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