C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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