we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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