We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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