How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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