is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Mom said you looked used
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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