i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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