Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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