That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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