Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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