I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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