It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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