went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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