We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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