If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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