Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
