HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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