If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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