i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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