My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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