i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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