Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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