people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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