I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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