just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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