i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
