Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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