his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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