I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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