Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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