our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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