Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
