school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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