pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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