I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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