Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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