remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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