Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Randomize
