Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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