butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
We named our party play list daddy issues
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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