Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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