: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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