But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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